Caught Between The Sky And An Empty Place
But everybody’s allowed to be deep and poetic on an airplane. That’s why they supply earplugs.
If My Brain Was A Snake, It Would Have Bit Me
Brains are so weird. They’re so rude to keep their smarts to themselves.
Since I Can’t Give You Everything Yet
The earliest story I still have that I wrote was when I was nine years old. It’s so bad it hurts.
The “We’re Breaking Up” Reunion Tour
The only other time I have ever seen people bring up dead things like blogs and bands is when they’re about to kill it for good.
I Only Speak In Metaphors Now, Reality Is Too Stressful
If I were to write a letter to the person I was a year ago, I would say to focus on the fabric of my life.
There’s No Poetry Here
There are times in your life when you can do nothing in the face of pain but laugh.
I Fell In Love With Italy, But It Didn’t Love Me Back
Have you ever encountered a person, place, or thing, that you instantly fell in love with?
The City Of Love Tried To Kill Me
It has been almost two full weeks since returning from Paris, and I am only just now recovering.
At The End Of The Day, What Really Is A Good Tom Cruise Movie?
They say it takes 21 days to form a habit. Don’t ask me who says it.
How To Be Completely Yourself, And Other Less Impossible Tasks
The oddest thing happened to me the other day.
To Whoever Invented The Bus System: Try Again
For most of my life, I have existed inside a comfort zone.
I Told New York Hello, And It Flipped Me Off
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: airports are, objectively, one of the coolest places in creation.